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Ross : I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey : Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross : I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey : No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Rachel : Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy," and it *is* a big deal

Chandler : All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole."
Joey : Okay.
[He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave]
Chandler : What are you doing?
Joey : You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler : The cushions are the essence of the chair.
Joey : THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE.
Chandler : Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Phoebe : I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up.
Monica : No. Why didn't you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?
Phoebe : [pauses] Because I'm normal.

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Ross : I Ross...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross : Take thee, Rachel... Emily.

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